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Sawal Aapka, Jawab Myrizvi Ka

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myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7741  Age:  55  
Posted on:19th May 2009, 8:55am
 

Sawal Aapka, Jawab Myrizvi Ka

mujhay sawaal karna sakht naa.pasand hai... haaN agar koi aur mujh say sawaal karay to mujhay bahoot acha lagta hai k is tarah mujhay (saaf saaf:) jawaab denay maiN bahoot mazaa aataa hai lol

issay ap aik new aur munfarid silsilah samajh laiN.... aap koi bhi sawaal karsaktay haiN... hum oss sawaal ka ... zara haTkay ... tanz o mazaah ki puRyaa maiN iss tarah jawaab denay ki koshish karengay k  yaa to aap enjoy karengay yaa apni info maiN izafah...

yeh just for fun bhi hoga aur baatouN batouN maiN different issues ki new partaiN bhi kholengeen... nammonah k sawaal-jawaab peshay khidmat hai

sawaal: guR khaanay walay gul.gullay say parhaiz kiyouN kartay haiN

jawaab: parhaiz iss liyeh kartay hain taakay "parhaiz.gaar" kahlaa sakaiN... aap nay aksar dekha hoga k diabetic patient dawatoun maiN sweet dishes to mazay say khaa letay hain aur jab tea ki bari aati hai to kahtay hain without suger plzzzz ... aur apni jaib say canderel ki goli chai maiN daal kar "parhaiz" karnay lagtay hain :)

~~HITMAN~~ Group: Members  Joined: 09th May, 2011  Topic: 122  Post: 4259  Age:  29  
Posted on:19th May 2009, 2:39pm
 

Sawaalat

1.saas jab bahu hoti hai tou apni saas se acha bartao expect karti hai, likin jab wo khud saas banti hai tou apni bahu se badlay leti hai.......sawaal ye hai k "Saas ji kis baat ka badla leti hian anr nandain supporting role ka award jetna chahti hain ?


2. Obama means change ,change means ?.............(dont say obama)

3. myrizvi k baad Pakistan main best likhari kon hai ?
DOST_YAR Group: Members  Joined: 18th May, 2009  Topic: 16  Post: 124  Age:  26  
Posted on:19th May 2009, 3:45pm
 

Re: Please Give Answers

1. Chor Ki Dadhi Main Tinka Kyun Hota Hai?
2. Bhens Ke Age Been Kyun Bajae Jati Hai?
3. Sar Mundate Hi Oole Kyun Perdte Hain?
4. Her Lathi Wale Hi Ki Bhens Kyun Hoti Hai?
5. Ghar Ka Bhedi Lanka Kyun Dhaata Hai?

myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7741  Age:  55  
Posted on:20th May 2009, 2:11am
 

~~HITMAN~~

1.saas jab bahu hoti hai tou apni saas se acha bartao expect karti hai, likin jab wo khud saas banti hai tou apni bahu se badlay leti hai.......sawaal ye hai k "Saas ji kis baat ka badla leti hian anr nandain supporting role ka award jetna chahti hain ?

ANS: u know k saas bhi kabhi bahoo thee... asal maiN woh sadaa jawaan yaani bahoo rahna chaahti thee... magar jab oski (aqal o khird ki) aankh) khulti hai to woh bahoo say saas ban chuki hoti hai... chounkay iski bazaahir "wajah" aanay wali bahoo hi banti hai lehaza woh day maar saRhay chaar bahoo par chaRhayee kardeti hai... nandaiN to mahaz apni maaN ko supply line faraham karti haiN lol


2. Obama means change ,change means ?.............(dont say obama)

ANS: change means 'tabdeeli' :) aap ko itta bhi nahi maloom lol waisay yahaaN change ka matlab hai coin ko plaT dena... same coin but look is changed :)


3. myrizvi k baad Pakistan main best likhari kon hai ?

ANS: koi hai kia? ........ haaaaaa haaaaa ....... aap ghalat samjhay.... mera matlab hai k myrizvi k baad to koi best likhari nahi hai. jetnay bhi best likhari haiN, woh sab k sab myrizvi say pahlay haiN :)

myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7741  Age:  55  
Posted on:20th May 2009, 2:38am
 

DOST_YAR

1. Chor Ki Dadhi Main Tinka Kyun Hota Hai?
2. Bhens Ke Age Been Kyun Bajae Jati Hai?
3. Sar Mundate Hi Oole Kyun Perdte Hain?
4. Her Lathi Wale Hi Ki Bhens Kyun Hoti Hai?
5. Ghar Ka Bhedi Lanka Kyun Dhaata Hai?

ANS:

1.SHAHTEER (wooden beam) to already (doosrouN ki) aankhouN maiN hota hai. iss liyeh daRhee k liyeh tinka hi bachta hai :)

2. takay woh zeyadah doodh day... research say saabit howaa hai k jab bhains k aagay been /music bajayee jati hai to woh zeyadah doodh deti hai... mohaawray wali bhains (yaa Allah miyaaN ki guy... guy bolay to cow, cow bolay to, u already know, wot i mean :) k aagay jab (batouN ki) been  bajayee jati hai to woh bhi kuch nah samajhtay howay apna sar hilanay lagti hai aur batouN hi say khush hojati hai... dekha aap nay (donouN qism ki) bhains bajanay ops i mean k bhains k aagay been bajanay ka faidah haaaa haaa

3. shokar karaiN k jab aap sar monDwatay haiN to olay hi paRtay haiN... agar ossi waqt bomb giraiN to sochaiN kia hoga...):

4.iss liyeh k beghair laaThee walay ki bhains to koi bhi laThee wala cheen sakta hai ... tab bhi bhains laaThi walay hi k pass pahonch jaati hai

5.lanka, asal main sri-lanka ka nick name hai... u know bhartat maataa k hukmraan-ghar ka jo bhedi hota hai woh lankaa yaa lanka jaisay choTay motay mulkouN maiN hi toR phoR (Dhanay ka) kaam karsakta hai... woh china say pagna to nahi lay saktaa... woh hamari tarah thoRa hi hai k ussr jaisay pahaaR say panga lay kar oskay Totay Totay kar day

sunny007 Group: Members  Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 44  Post: 4204  Age:   
Posted on:20th May 2009, 10:43am
 

dear rizvi

myrizvi sahb aap se ek question hai....

Zaradari sahb SWAT mutasireen k name par taqreeban kitna khairat wasool karenge?

myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7741  Age:  55  
Posted on:21st May 2009, 2:24am
 

gud ques...

zardari sahab ki lottery ab roz roz to nikalnay say rahi (zahir hai etni biwiyaan woh kahaan say layengay :)....  iss lottery nay onhaiN mr das parteshak say mr sau parteeshak banaa dia hai... lekin sarkari khazanaah to shuakat, mush n co nay khali kardiaa thaa... ab woh haryaan o pareshaan thay k apni (ghair mulki jaibaiN) kaisay bharaiN.... uncle sam nay onhaiN raastah dikhlayaa k tum apnay hi 2/3 million pakistaniyouN ko bay ghar kardo... onhaiN camp maiN daal kar onki registration karaa'wo aur media k zariyeh dunyaa say bheek maango... jo bheek milay oss ki zakaat yaani 2.5& motaasereen ko baqya apni jaib maiN daallo... Allah Allah khair sallah

jab tak inkay naam par khairaat miltee rahegi... yaa jab tak inhaiN Allah ki taraf say mohlat milti rahegi... yeh hal min mazed ka naarah mastanah lagatay rahengay

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:21st May 2009, 3:04am
 

My Rizvi uncle

aaj k sawal:

1.dekha jae to aaj k zamane me Islam ka sirf nam hi reh gya hai...to aaj k is dour me hume kis trha se apni zindagi guzarni chahye?aap kia kehte hain?

2.aur har koi itna matlab parast kiu ho gya hai?is ki kia waja hai?jab tak matlab hota hai tab tak ikhlaq bhi barqara rehta hai aur jab matlab nikal gya to tum kon aur main kon...esa kiu hota hai???
kia ab dilon me wo pehle ki trha insaniat nahi rahi,wo pyar .mohabbat khuloos???
aakhir ye sab kiu khtam ho gya?
Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:21st May 2009, 3:12am
 

sawal humara jawab aap ka:)

ghar ki murghi daal barabar kyun hoti hae?

bachay hamesha apnay aur begum doosron ki kyun achi lagti hae?:)

mard hamesha TeRha TeRha kyun urtay hain khud se point out kiye bagher seedha kyun nahi urtay?:)

myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7741  Age:  55  
Posted on:21st May 2009, 3:26am
 

ghar ki murGhi

Q: ghar ki murghi daal barabar kyun hoti hae?

Ans: pahlay yeh bataayaiN k aap kiss murghi ki baat kar rahi haiN, smart wo-man? coz murGhi, murGhi maiN bhi faraq hota hai. kaheeN aap ka isharah kissi khas murGhi ki taraf to naheN :)

Q: bachay hamesha apnay aur begum doosron ki kyun achi lagti hae?:)

Ans: apnay-bachay iss liyeh achay lagtay hain k inhaiN khud paida kia hotaa hai (baRi mushkil say hota hai chaman maiN dee.dah.war (aur bacha) paida... jabkay (apni) biwi to palee palaayee (taqreeban) muft haath aati hai... iss liyeh ghar ki  murGhi daal barabar ops.... bandah biwi say aagay iss liyeh bhi dekhta hai k abhi oskay pass kai options baqi hotay haiN aur woh dil hi dil maiN yehi kahtaa hai k ... biwi say aagay jehaaN aur bhi haiN + abhi ishq k imtehaaN aur bhi haiN lol

Q:mard hamesha TeRha TeRha kyun urtay hain khud se point out kiye bagher seedha kyun nahi urtay?:)

Ans: biwiyouN ki qareeb ki eye-sight kamzore hoti hai... issi liyeh onhaiN seedha saadha shauher bhi TeRhaa TeRha nazar aataa hai. baqaulay shahid sarfaraaz.... jab say chashmah lagaa hai nazar walaa + zahar lagnay lagaa hai ghar walaa :) tabhi to mohtaat biwiyaan nazar ka chashma kam kam hi use karti hain

myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7741  Age:  55  
Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 4:09am
 

No news is a gud news

ki tarah ... no sawaal is gud 2.

magar yahaan woh sawaalaat to nahi kiyeh jarahay, jiss say aap ko sharmindagi ho :)

sawaal:  sms par tax kiyouN lagayaa gayaa

jawaab: entertainment par tax to lagtaa hi hai... jab logouN nay sms maiN hukmraanoun par jokes bhej kar taqreeban muft tafreeh lenay lagay to iss tafreeh par tax to lagnaa hi thaa

Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 4:16am
 

sawal humara

begum nisf behtar kyun hoti hae poori behtar kyun nahi hoti ? :)
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7741  Age:  55  
Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 5:31am
 

It's by default:)

nisf gawaahi ... nisf behtar ... wirasat maiN nisf hissah  ... nisf darjah (mard ka aik darjah boland hai) ... nisf body n power (as compared to mard) ... nisf age (Hazrat Adam AS k bahoot baad bibi hawwa ko paidaa kia gayaa)... gharzekay aurat ko paidaa hi NISF kia gaya hai takay woh khood ko poora karnay k liyeh mard ki mohtaaj rahay .... bachpan main baap ki mohtaaj, larakpan maiN bhai ki mohtaaj aur jawani main shauher ki mohtaaj aur boRhapay maiN betay ki mohtaaj........... aurat jab tak omar k makhsoos ahad main... baap, bhai, shauher, betay say joRi rahegi woh mokammal rahegi....... jouNhi woh in mardouN say alag hona chahegi aadhi hojayegi, adhoori rah jayegi.... aurat jab tak iss falsafay ko nahi samjh leti woh poori nahi hogi adhoori hi rahegi :)
Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 5:44am
 

nisf behtar hi behtar hae:)

yeh to ALLAH PAK ka ehsaan huwa aurat pe , k usay kamzor bana kar har pareshani se azad kar diya aur usay mukamal karne k liye sari zimmadari mard pe ayed kar di :)
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7741  Age:  55  
Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 8:15am
 

wow bahoot khoob

dat's like a gud gal :) jissay Allah nay jaisaa banayaa hai wohi behtar hai... aur nisf behtar hi behtar hai... aisaa maiN shayad pahli martabah kisi nisf behtar k mouNh say sun rahaa houN... Allah karay k yeh sadaa chaahaar soo sonayee denay lagay

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Stalker Group: Members  Joined: 21st Dec, 2009  Topic: 14  Post: 356  Age:  34  
Posted on:20th Mar 2010, 10:52am
 

Rizvi bhai

Aap k hotey huve hamein kisi aur "achey" ki kia zarurat ? :) 

Jis ne acha hona ho wo aap ki sohbat ikhteyaar karey :) Mein khud koshish karta hoon k aap ki baatein apne dil pe naqsh kar loon :)
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7741  Age:  55  
Posted on:20th Mar 2010, 11:24pm
 

naa meray bhai

aisee ghalati nah karnaa ... warnah 'gumraah' hojaa'o gay:)

1. dil maiN sirf aur sirf "Allah aur Allah k Rasool saw" ki batouN ko hi naqsh karo.... baqi sab ki suno aur ossay quran o sunnat say match karo... if matched tahn ok warnah suT deyo :)

2. stalker bro! meray nafs ko baaNs par chaRhanay k liyeh apka 'hamlah' to baRa sakht thaa... lekin Allah nay fazal kia lol

3. munn aanum k munn daanum :) kaash maiN etna "acha" ho jaouN ki meri "nisf-behtar" bhi mujhay "achaa" kahnay lagay haaaaa haaaaa

Diplomate Group: Members  Joined: 18th Oct, 2009  Topic: 53  Post: 3436  Age:  37  
Posted on:21st Mar 2010, 5:10am
 

ok my rizvi bhai

mera b aap sy aik swal hy

mujy aj kal itni hansi q arehi hey..??


kabi bemoqa mods note daikh kar to kabi iss forum pr kuch "Doctor numa" mods ki tarf sy diye jany waley post title ko daikh kar...fo example

"Breast Feeding By Husband During Pregnancy And After Delivery"

yeh title yahan k aik Dr. ny lagaya tha jisy daikhtey hi meri hansi nikal gayee ..iss Dr. ka nam "Q" sy shuroo hoota hey...hehehehehehe

iss ka hal btaien ..zara " sweet" sy andaz main.....
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7741  Age:  55  
Posted on:21st Mar 2010, 6:02am
 

Diplomat ki hansi

asal maiN apkay hawasay khamsah bilkul Theek Theek kaam nahi kar rahay... jo ronay ka moqaam hai, wahaan ap hans rahay haiN... jaisay above 'almia' pay apko ronaa chaahiye thaa.... iskay bar.aks ap mod k on actions pay "rotay dhotay" shikwah kartay nazar aatay haiN.... halaaNkay wahaaN apko aisay "masoom modz ki harkatouN" pay hans kar guzar janaa chhaiyeh thaa :)

mera khayaal hai k ap kissi achay say Dr. say rajoo karain jo apkay iss prob ka "elaaj" karsakay takay ap ayandah sahi moqaam pay ro aur durust moqaam pay hans sakaiN :)

ap yahaaN k forum title pay nah jayaiN... yeh to girgiT ki tarah rung badaltay rahtay haiN... balkay girgiT say bhi tezi say rung badaltay haiN... har so called mod har title ko badalna apnay 'farzay awwaleeN' samajhta hai... aisaa shayad hi kissi aur forum pay hota ho... yeh becharay (jahaaN zaroori ho wahaaN) thread matter ko edit to kar nahi saktay lehaza apna saaraa zoray hunar post title pay nikaaltay haiN... mera isharah (Q walay Qasam say:) kissi makhsoos mod ki taraf nahi hai balkay yeh aik general trend hai yahaaN. lehaza paree... shaan hona choR daiN k yeh paree ki shaan hai, apki nahi (nah hi paree aur nah hi shaan:)

Diplomate Group: Members  Joined: 18th Oct, 2009  Topic: 53  Post: 3436  Age:  37  
Posted on:21st Mar 2010, 9:11am
 

pree...shan

lehaza paree... shaan hona choR daiN

mujy lagta hey aap mery swal ka jawab daity daity mera swal hi bhool gaye hain..lol

main ny arz kiya k mujy hansi buhat ati hey ..app ny irshad farmaya k preshan hona chorr dain ...kia yeh khula tazad nahi

mery nazdeek hansi any ki teen adad wajoohat hain ...
  1. Khushi milny ki soort main hansna
  2. Kisi ki bewaqoofi par hansna
  3. Bghair kisi waja k hansna (mental case)
mery swal k peechy awal-uz-zikkar waja b kar farma nahi hey aur akhar-uz-zikar wajah b karfarma nahi hey..baqi bachi wast-uz-zikar waja to iss barey main ..main apni hansi ko rook nahi sakta wo to mujy aap ki reply post parr kar b ageyee thi...lol...:P

behahal aap b hansiye ...khoob hansiyee....chahey waja btaien ya nahi...laiken hansitey rehey.......bus hunstey hi rehye...waja khud hi samj ajaye gi...lol



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