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Mia Biwi Shohar Husband Wife Jokes In Urdu

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Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 263  Post: 4444  Age:  39  
Posted on:29th Mar 2013, 2:59am
 

Mia Biwi Shohar Husband Wife Jokes In Urdu

Bivi apne mia se kehti ha

Biwi: pichlay saal eid mei aap ne meri ammi ko lohay ki kursi di thi, is dafa kia dene ka irada hai?

Mia: iss dafa lohay ki kursi mei current chorne ka irada hai.

Note:
Baraye meharbani yaha per sirf iss topic per joke post karain, kisi aur topic per nahi.

1. Mia Biwi
2. Bivi Mia
3. Shohar bivi
4. Husband Wife
Einstein Group: Members  Joined: 24th Jul, 2012  Topic: 17  Post: 893  Age:  24  
Posted on:29th Mar 2013, 7:56am
 

mian bivi urdu jokes

Doctor:Janab ab aap ka headache kaisa hai?
Husband:abhi mera headache meky gia hua hai!

mian bivi urdu jokes





myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7706  Age:  55  
Posted on:29th Mar 2013, 2:37pm
 

mian biwi

mian: agar maiN margaya to kia tum doosri shadi karlogi

biwi: nahi. hargiz nahi... maiN to baqyah zindagi apni oss cousin k saath guzaar louNgi jo jawani maiN hi bewah hogayee hai ........... aur agar maiN mar gayee to tum kia karogay?

miyaaN: maiN bhi tumhari pairwikarouNga... maiN bhi apni baqyah zindagi tumhari ossicousin k saath guzaar louNga....
Einstein Group: Members  Joined: 24th Jul, 2012  Topic: 17  Post: 893  Age:  24  
Posted on:30th Mar 2013, 2:51am
 

mian bivi jokes in urdu

Mian bivi sai:tum mairi kitni izzat kerti ho?
Bivi:main aap ki bohat izzat kerti hun
Mian:agar main chaarpai per baitha hun to tum kia karo gi?
Bivi:main peerhi per baith jaun gi.
Mian:agar main peerhi per baith gia to?
Bivi:phir main farsh per baith jaun gi.
MIan:agar main farsh per baith gia to phir?
Bivi:main zameen main soraakh nikal ker us main baith jaun gi.
Mian:agar main us soraakh main baith gia to phir?
Bivi:main ooper sai soraakh band ker dun gi!




Einstein Group: Members  Joined: 24th Jul, 2012  Topic: 17  Post: 893  Age:  24  
Posted on:30th Mar 2013, 10:34am
 

Husband and Wife Jokes in Urdu

Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!

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wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha:Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!




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