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Mia Biwi Shohar Husband Wife Jokes In Urdu

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Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 264  Post: 4703  Age:  41  
Posted on:29th Mar 2013, 2:59am
 

Mia Biwi Shohar Husband Wife Jokes In Urdu

Bivi apne mia se kehti ha

Biwi: pichlay saal eid mei aap ne meri ammi ko lohay ki kursi di thi, is dafa kia dene ka irada hai?

Mia: iss dafa lohay ki kursi mei current chorne ka irada hai.

Note:
Baraye meharbani yaha per sirf iss topic per joke post karain, kisi aur topic per nahi.

1. Mia Biwi
2. Bivi Mia
3. Shohar bivi
4. Husband Wife
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Posted on:29th Mar 2013, 7:56am
 

mian bivi urdu jokes

Doctor:Janab ab aap ka headache kaisa hai?
Husband:abhi mera headache meky gia hua hai!

mian bivi urdu jokes





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Posted on:29th Mar 2013, 2:37pm
 

mian biwi

mian: agar maiN margaya to kia tum doosri shadi karlogi

biwi: nahi. hargiz nahi... maiN to baqyah zindagi apni oss cousin k saath guzaar louNgi jo jawani maiN hi bewah hogayee hai ........... aur agar maiN mar gayee to tum kia karogay?

miyaaN: maiN bhi tumhari pairwikarouNga... maiN bhi apni baqyah zindagi tumhari ossicousin k saath guzaar louNga....
Einstein Group: Members  Joined: 24th Jul, 2012  Topic: 21  Post: 1006  Age:  18  
Posted on:30th Mar 2013, 2:51am
 

mian bivi jokes in urdu

Mian bivi sai:tum mairi kitni izzat kerti ho?
Bivi:main aap ki bohat izzat kerti hun
Mian:agar main chaarpai per baitha hun to tum kia karo gi?
Bivi:main peerhi per baith jaun gi.
Mian:agar main peerhi per baith gia to?
Bivi:phir main farsh per baith jaun gi.
MIan:agar main farsh per baith gia to phir?
Bivi:main zameen main soraakh nikal ker us main baith jaun gi.
Mian:agar main us soraakh main baith gia to phir?
Bivi:main ooper sai soraakh band ker dun gi!




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Posted on:30th Mar 2013, 10:34am
 

Husband and Wife Jokes in Urdu

Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!

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wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha:Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga

*******************

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!




Maestro Group: Members  Joined: 17th Dec, 2015  Topic: 3  Post: 431  Age:  29  
Posted on:27th Apr 2016, 7:05am
 

Dedicated to all bechara shohars aur kaahil wives.

Shohar : Aaj khana kyun nahen banaya ?

Biwi : Gir gayee thee aur lag gayee thee

Shohar : Kidher gir gayein ? aur kahan lag gayee ?

Biwi : Taqeeye per gir gayee thee aur aankh lag gayee thee :-p
abiha eman Group: Members  Joined: 12th Feb, 2016  Topic: 2  Post: 90  Age:  26  
Posted on:27th Apr 2016, 9:35am
 

husband and wife jokes

Biwi ny namaz parh kar hath uthaey lakin dua mange bagair hee nichey kar leye.

Husband: yee kiya??? dua Q nei mangi???

Wife: mangney lagi thi k Allah aap ki tammam pareshaniyan khatam kar dy,,lakin phir khayal aya k " kahin main hee na maar jaaon "...

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On Whatsapp

Wife: Ghar kab aa rhe ho..jeldi bataya kro aur time sy ghar aya kro.

Husband: pata nei, dimagh mat khao.

On FB wall

Wife: Dear when will u be back... u r the best husband in the world, i miss u plz come back soon.

Husband: Thanks for being there always...so lucky to have a wonderful wife like u....


Maestro Group: Members  Joined: 17th Dec, 2015  Topic: 3  Post: 431  Age:  29  
Posted on:28th Apr 2016, 5:41am
 

Re: For all shohars waiting

Biwi: Tum mujhe se kitnee mohabbat kerte ho ?

Shohar: Itni mohabbat jitni shah jahan ko mumtaz se thi.

Biwi: Oh Sachee ? to kya tum meray marne ke baad meri yaad mein kuch taameer kerwao gey ?

Shohar: Janu plot to khareed chuka hoon, daer to sirf tumhari taraf se hai :-p
abiha eman Group: Members  Joined: 12th Feb, 2016  Topic: 2  Post: 90  Age:  26  
Posted on:28th Apr 2016, 6:43pm
 

husband and wife joke

Husband : mujhy samjh nahi ati k tum meri ammi jesi rotiyan Q nahi pakati ???

Wife : Q k tum wesa aata nahi ghundtay ho jesa tumharay abbu ghundtay thay....


Maestro Group: Members  Joined: 17th Dec, 2015  Topic: 3  Post: 431  Age:  29  
Posted on:29th Apr 2016, 4:20am
 

Re: Saas

Beti : Ammi, Mera in se jhagrra ho gaya hai, main 3 maheene ke leeye aap ke ghar aa rahi hoon.

Maan : Beti, jhagrra teray shohar ne keeya hai to saza bhi usey bhi milni chahiye, tu rukk main teray haan 4 maheene ke leeye aati hoon :-p
abiha eman Group: Members  Joined: 12th Feb, 2016  Topic: 2  Post: 90  Age:  26  
Posted on:29th Apr 2016, 11:45pm
 

husband in police

Eik shohar ny police cammando k lyn apply kiya...

Officer : "Ham ko aesi personality chahye jo

har waqat alert ho,
be raham aur hamesha hamley k lyne tayyar ho,
sun'nay, dedhanay or soonghny ki salahyat boht tez ho,
har waqat larnay, marnay ko tayyar ho,
kiya tum main ye khoobiyan hain???

Shohar : No sir,
.
.
.
Lakin kia meri BV apply kar sakti hai???


Maestro Group: Members  Joined: 17th Dec, 2015  Topic: 3  Post: 431  Age:  29  
Posted on:30th Apr 2016, 4:45am
 

Re: Jaan

Biwi : Main ghar chorrh ker ja rahi hoon.

Shohar : Jaan chorro

Biwi : Ye aap kee jaan kehne wali adat hamesha mujhe rok leti hai :-p
abiha eman Group: Members  Joined: 12th Feb, 2016  Topic: 2  Post: 90  Age:  26  
Posted on:7th May 2016, 12:37pm
 

husband and wife joke

BV : Sunniye ji.. aap ka dost ek pagal larki sy shaadi kar raha hai aap usay roktay Q nehi ho ???

Husband : Main Q rokoon ???
.
.
.
Meri vaari ty barra nachiya c ..........
Maestro Group: Members  Joined: 17th Dec, 2015  Topic: 3  Post: 431  Age:  29  
Posted on:9th May 2016, 8:47am
 

Susraal

Friend 1 : Yaar mera mushahida hai ke insan jahan aik jagah dhoka khaaye, usey wahan phir nahen jaana chahiye

Friend 2 : O bhai chahta to main bhi yehi hoon laikin susraal jaana he parrta hai :-p
abiha eman Group: Members  Joined: 12th Feb, 2016  Topic: 2  Post: 90  Age:  26  
Posted on:9th May 2016, 10:02am
 

husband and wife joke

Husband : Maine apny dost ko aj khaney py bulaya hai.

BV : (ghussey say) ye kia kiya... ghar poora ghanda para hai, barten bhi saaf nehi hai aur mei kuch paka bhi nei sakhti mujhy apni aami k ghar jana hai, suun len aap...

Husband : ye sab dikhaney k lye hee to bula raha hon, Q k wo be'waqoof aaj kal shadi karny ka soch raha hai... :)


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