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Mia Biwi Shohar Husband Wife Jokes In Urdu

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Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 264  Post: 4673  Age:  40  
Posted on:29th Mar 2013, 2:59am

Mia Biwi Shohar Husband Wife Jokes In Urdu

Bivi apne mia se kehti ha

Biwi: pichlay saal eid mei aap ne meri ammi ko lohay ki kursi di thi, is dafa kia dene ka irada hai?

Mia: iss dafa lohay ki kursi mei current chorne ka irada hai.

Baraye meharbani yaha per sirf iss topic per joke post karain, kisi aur topic per nahi.

1. Mia Biwi
2. Bivi Mia
3. Shohar bivi
4. Husband Wife
Einstein Group: Members  Joined: 24th Jul, 2012  Topic: 19  Post: 925  Age:  17  
Posted on:29th Mar 2013, 7:56am

mian bivi urdu jokes

Doctor:Janab ab aap ka headache kaisa hai?
Husband:abhi mera headache meky gia hua hai!

mian bivi urdu jokes

myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 132  Post: 8013  Age:  56  
Posted on:29th Mar 2013, 2:37pm

mian biwi

mian: agar maiN margaya to kia tum doosri shadi karlogi

biwi: nahi. hargiz nahi... maiN to baqyah zindagi apni oss cousin k saath guzaar louNgi jo jawani maiN hi bewah hogayee hai ........... aur agar maiN mar gayee to tum kia karogay?

miyaaN: maiN bhi tumhari pairwikarouNga... maiN bhi apni baqyah zindagi tumhari ossicousin k saath guzaar louNga....
Einstein Group: Members  Joined: 24th Jul, 2012  Topic: 19  Post: 925  Age:  17  
Posted on:30th Mar 2013, 2:51am

mian bivi jokes in urdu

Mian bivi sai:tum mairi kitni izzat kerti ho?
Bivi:main aap ki bohat izzat kerti hun
Mian:agar main chaarpai per baitha hun to tum kia karo gi?
Bivi:main peerhi per baith jaun gi.
Mian:agar main peerhi per baith gia to?
Bivi:phir main farsh per baith jaun gi.
MIan:agar main farsh per baith gia to phir?
Bivi:main zameen main soraakh nikal ker us main baith jaun gi.
Mian:agar main us soraakh main baith gia to phir?
Bivi:main ooper sai soraakh band ker dun gi!

Einstein Group: Members  Joined: 24th Jul, 2012  Topic: 19  Post: 925  Age:  17  
Posted on:30th Mar 2013, 10:34am

Husband and Wife Jokes in Urdu

Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!


wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha:Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga


Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?


Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

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