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Free Urdu Jokes: Lets Share Jokes-II

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doctorpk Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 25  Post: 590  Age:  45  
Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:11pm
 

Free Urdu Jokes: Lets Share Jokes-II

This thread is continued from

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Yahoo

Hasna Muskurana Health keliye Bahut Zaroori hai Lets Share Jokes

 

Ek aadmi ko bhoolne ki bimaari hojati aur doctor ke paas jaata.

Patient: Doctor sahib mujhe bhoolne ki bahut aadat si hogayi hai ab ki baat ab hi bhool jaata hoon?

Doctor: Aisa kabse horaha hai aapko?

Patien: Kiya kabse hora !

More latest jokes coming soon.....

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Bhimji

Sardar

A Sardar killed his wife on the wedding 1st night.

Why???

Bacuse wife k underwear par likhha tha 100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.




nelish Group: Members  Joined: 13th Jan, 2008  Topic: 25  Post: 1147  Age:  27  
Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:18pm
 

joks

Interviewr to sardar g:Tell me opposite of good?
sardar g :            Bad
Interviewr:          com
sardar g:                   go
Interviewr:            ugly
sardar g:                   pichlli
Interviewr:             UGLY
sardar g:                   pichlli
Interviewr:                     shut up
sardar g:                            keep talking
Interviewr:           get out
sardar g:                  come in
Interviewr:          oh my God
sardar g:                  oh my devil
Interviewr:            u r rejected
sardar g:                i m selected BALLE BALLE

nelish Group: Members  Joined: 13th Jan, 2008  Topic: 25  Post: 1147  Age:  27  
Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:19pm
 

He He He He

Aik Sardar bohat dair se apne marriage certificate ko daikh raha tha .
Begum boli : Tussi inni dair se kya daikh rahay ho ??
Sardar bola .... Expiry date daikh raha hoon ... Mil hi nahin rahi

nelish Group: Members  Joined: 13th Jan, 2008  Topic: 25  Post: 1147  Age:  27  
Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:23pm
 

Joks

SHADI SE PEHLE:Larka "Darling"

tum nahi to main nahi

aur main nahi to tum nahi"

SHADI K BAAD:Larka "Kameeniyeee,

aj yaa tu nai ya main nai.....

hahahaha hohohohooo hihiihihiihihihhi

nelish Group: Members  Joined: 13th Jan, 2008  Topic: 25  Post: 1147  Age:  27  
Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:28pm
 

Joks

What do u call a woman in heaven??? ...............

An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven??? .........................

A host of Angels And all woman in heaven??? ..............................

PEACE ON EARTH

khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  29  
Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:29pm
 

heheeh

verry funny nelish especially(interviewr & sardar)

nelish Group: Members  Joined: 13th Jan, 2008  Topic: 25  Post: 1147  Age:  27  
Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:33pm
 

hahahahahaha

When i open my eyes every moring i pray to good that everyone shold have a friend like you...............

why should only i suffer...................

 

nelish Group: Members  Joined: 13th Jan, 2008  Topic: 25  Post: 1147  Age:  27  
Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:36pm
 

ha ha ha ha ha

Dil  klarta hai zameen say aik pathar uthaon..................

uss par likhon........I LOVE YOUUU..................

phir woh zoor say aap ke sar par de maroon..............

tab aap ko pata chale ke...............

how much I LOVE YOUUUU

ha ha ha ha ha ha

khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  29  
Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:44pm
 

joke

Subah uth k 2 kam kia karo

1st,,
ALLAH ka shukar ada karo k tum zinda ho


2nd
Life BOY say nihaya karo taki dosry b zinda rehsaky


nelish Group: Members  Joined: 13th Jan, 2008  Topic: 25  Post: 1147  Age:  27  
Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:47pm
 

hahahhahah

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zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13598  Age:  36  
Posted on:10th May 2008, 8:48am
 

New Courses

MBBS: master in bomb blasting strategies

CA: carear in alqaeeda

MSc: Master suicide course

IT: institute of terrorism

MBA: member of blasting agency

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13598  Age:  36  
Posted on:10th May 2008, 8:49am
 

New Courses

MBBS: master in bomb blasting strategies

CA: carear in alqaeeda

MSc: Master suicide course

IT: institute of terrorism

MBA: member of blasting agency

nelish Group: Members  Joined: 13th Jan, 2008  Topic: 25  Post: 1147  Age:  27  
Posted on:10th May 2008, 5:09pm
 

Wife & Hasband

 

Wife:agar main mar jaon to tum kia karo ge...............

Hasband:Shayad main bhi mar jaon ga..........

Wife: kion???

Hasband:kabhi kabhi zyada khushi janlewa hoti hai

heheheheheheeh

Red Chilli Group: Members  Joined: 20th Feb, 2008  Topic: 5  Post: 4959  Age:   
Posted on:12th May 2008, 12:29am
 

haahahahhahahha

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Seemi Group: Members  Joined: 11th Sep, 2007  Topic: 14  Post: 3812  Age:  31  
Posted on:12th May 2008, 2:07am
 

Santa k ghar baiti

santa ke ghar bati paida hooi.........................
tu banta: bolo abe ye barii hogee tu larkey isay chairengay..................
santa: nahi cherengay.............................
banta: wo kaisee...........
santa: main is ka naam didi rakhoonga........................
Sooth Group: Members  Joined: 18th Jul, 2007  Topic: 303  Post: 1937  Age:   
Posted on:12th May 2008, 7:05am
 

sardarji as a costumer care officer

sardarji ko Telenor main costumer care officer ki job mil gayi

Caller: sim block ho gayi hai

Sardar: phenk issay aur Warid ki nayi sim daal le
apna khayal rakhiye ga
Ufone call karne ka shukria:-)

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13598  Age:  36  
Posted on:12th May 2008, 9:03am
 

abba ... joke

son: abba, idhe aa jaa

father: beta aise nahi bulatey....izzat se bulatey hain...

son: abba chal izzat se idher aa jaa

Red Chilli Group: Members  Joined: 20th Feb, 2008  Topic: 5  Post: 4959  Age:   
Posted on:12th May 2008, 9:49am
 

hahahahhah

kitna aqalmand tha santa...... main is ka naam didi rakhoonga.
hahahhaha
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Posted on:12th May 2008, 1:52pm
 

hahaa

TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?  -noscript--noscript-
LOUIS:        Because George still had the axe in his hand.
  
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America. 
MARIA:
       Here it is. 
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered 
America -noscript--noscript- ? 
CLASS:       
 Maria. 
                                                  

   
 
TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 
JOHN:  
You told me to do it without using tables. -noscript--noscript-  
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