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Urdu Funny Jokes: Lets Share Jokes- III

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Veer Group: Members  Joined: 12th Oct, 2011  Topic: 85  Post: 4723  Age:  34  
Posted on:17th Jul 2008, 12:13pm
 

Urdu Funny Jokes: Lets Share Jokes- III

Lets Share Jokes (Continued)

This thread is continued from

Lest Share Jokes

Yahoo

Hasna Muskurana Health keliye Bahut Zaroori hai Lets Share Jokes

Ek aadmi ko bhoolne ki bimaari hojati aur doctor ke paas jaata.

Patient: Doctor sahib mujhe bhoolne ki bahut aadat si hogayi hai ab ki baat ab hi bhool jaata hoon?

Doctor: Aisa kabse horaha hai aapko?

Patien: Kiya kabse hora !

More latest jokes coming soon.....

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Bhimji

Sardar

A Sardar killed his wife on the wedding 1st night.

Why???

Bacuse wife k underwear par likhha tha 100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13598  Age:  36  
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:12am
 

joke

wife: tum mujh se kitna pyar kerte ho?

husband: Shahjehan jitna...

wife: achaaaaa....to phr merey marney k baad Taj Mehal banao gay?

husband: main ne to plot bhi ley liya hai....delay to tum hi ker rahi ho... ;-p

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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:18am
 

zeb

nice joke:)
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13598  Age:  36  
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:20am
 

maryam

thankssssss
saim1 Group: Members  Joined: 23rd May, 2008  Topic: 44  Post: 2214  Age:  39  
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:23am
 

joke

aik admi appney dost sey:yar meri shadi ki salgira a rahi hey maien soch raha hoon appni biwi ko koi aiesa gift doon key wo khush ho jaiee

dost:maien tum ko aisee cheez batata hoon jis ko dekh kar tumhari wife bhoot khush ho jaiee gi

admi:jaldi batoo kiya cheez hey

dost:tum appni biwi ko divorce dey do bhoot khush ho jaiee gi

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13598  Age:  36  
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:26am
 

saima

ye kia bat hui

ye to pehli bar suna hai k koi aurat divorce ka sun k khush ho gi...

lolssss

ye kesa joke hai saima?

saim1 Group: Members  Joined: 23rd May, 2008  Topic: 44  Post: 2214  Age:  39  
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:28am
 

zeb

jab hi to iss ko joke kahtey haien jasey mard appni biwi sey marey key liya kah raha hey joke maien to joke maien orat divorce pe khush ku nahi ho sakti?
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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:30am
 

saima

lolssssssssssss
cobra Group: Members  Joined: 19th May, 2008  Topic: 0  Post: 24  Age:  32  
Blocked
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:41am
 

first night

husband to wife at first night...this is really your first night....wife no this is first time at night...

cobra Group: Members  Joined: 19th May, 2008  Topic: 0  Post: 24  Age:  32  
Blocked
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:46am
 

Doctor & patient

aik doctor apnay patient kay peechay bhag raha hota hay log us say poochtay hain kay kia bat hay woh kion patient kay peechay bhag raha hay doctor kehta hay kay yay kameena her dafa khatna karwanay ka kehta hay or bal saf karwa kay bhag jata hay
whitehorse Group: Members  Joined: 05th Dec, 2007  Topic: 20  Post: 70  Age:  38  
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 8:01am
 

Lets Share Jokes

Call an unknown phone number and ask, "Munna hai kya?"
{Whoever picks up the phone} will say, " No wrong number".
Again call after five-min, "Munna hai kya?"
She will reasonably be annoyed and say, "No this is wrong number".
Again call, "Munna aa gaya kya?"
She will say, "Aap ka dimaagh kharaab hai kya?! Kiyun peechhay paray ho?!"
Again call after five-min, " Munna ko phone dena."
She will cry with all gaaleees.
Then you just drop the phone.
Call after another five-min, "Main Munna bol raha hoon, mera koi
phone to nahi aya na?

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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 10:26am
 

cobra

hehehehehhe hehehehehhe

heheheheh ;-p

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Posted on:19th Jul 2008, 10:37am
 

joke

ek dehati aurat check cash kerwaney bank gae...

clerk: yahan sign kero

aurat: kese?

clerk: jese khat mein likthe hain

aurat: "fakat tuwaday kakkay di maan"

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13598  Age:  36  
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 8:13am
 

jokes

heyyyyyyyyyyy

kahan gaye subbbbbbbbb

sub k jokes khatam ho gaye kia??????????

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Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 6:33pm
 

Im Back.............................

1 Saal Main
12 Maheenay
12 Maheeno'n Mein

365 Din
365 Din Mein
8760 Ghante

8760 Ghanton Mein
525600 Minutes
525600 Minutes Mein

525600 Lamhay
Aur
Har Lamhay Mein 1 Dua

Light Na jaye Kabhi Bhi

rajamraees Group: Members  Joined: 27th Jun, 2008  Topic: 1  Post: 41  Age:  41  
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 6:46pm
 

Fill in the blanks

"MBBS Final Exam"


Question: Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her
             "PU _ S _"


Only few intelligent students like me
wrote
"PULSE"..

rajamraees Group: Members  Joined: 27th Jun, 2008  Topic: 1  Post: 41  Age:  41  
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 7:05pm
 

Sach aur Veham

--
Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai ?
Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye aapka veham hai........
rajamraees Group: Members  Joined: 27th Jun, 2008  Topic: 1  Post: 41  Age:  41  
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 7:14pm
 

Young Generation

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1980s Girl Says : Mumy mein Jeans pehenlu?
Mumy : Nahin Beti Log Kya kahenge!
2010s Girl Says : Mumy mein Mini Skirt pehenlu?
Mumy : Pehenlo pehenlo Beti, kuch to pehenlo!
System Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 40  Post: 2284  Age:  36  
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 7:14pm
 

Bechara King

One time a king wants to find a girl to get marry  who does not know any thing about Penis and Sex info. So King met lots of girls and show his Penis and ask what is it.  All women answered its a penis. But one women said its a Rat. King was very happy to find a girl who does not know a thing about Penis. You know Pak saf larki. King decided  to get Marry with this girl and first night King ask her again the same question and the girl say it again its a Rat.  Then king explain to her its a Penis .. You fool girl.

Girl says in Punjabi

Chal we ae te Chuha ae.

Penis wekhna e te Gullu Pehlwan da wekh,  Gammy Mochi da wekh,  Aslam doodh dehi wale da wekh. Boote Halwai da wekh

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Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 7:28pm
 

Hey Doctor, It's 4 u..........

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.


When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."



Mary replied,
"He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

 
 
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