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Urdu Latifa: Lets Share Jokes-IV

Urdu   >>   Urdu Jokes
 
 
 
 
Veer Group: Members  Joined: 12th Oct, 2011  Topic: 85  Post: 4723  Age:  31  
Posted on:19th Aug 2008, 9:46pm
 

Urdu Latifa: Lets Share Jokes-IV

Lets Share Jokes (Continued)

This thread is continued from

Lest Share Jokes

Yahoo

Hasna Muskurana Health keliye Bahut Zaroori hai Lets Share Jokes

Ek aadmi ko bhoolne ki bimaari hojati aur doctor ke paas jaata.

Patient: Doctor sahib mujhe bhoolne ki bahut aadat si hogayi hai ab ki baat ab hi bhool jaata hoon?

Doctor: Aisa kabse horaha hai aapko?

Patien: Kiya kabse hora !

More latest jokes coming soon.....

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Bhimji

Sardar

A Sardar killed his wife on the wedding 1st night.

Why???

Bacuse wife k underwear par likhha tha 100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:20th Aug 2008, 12:47am
 

sardar jee

Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:20th Aug 2008, 1:01am
 

joke

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:20th Aug 2008, 1:15am
 

dosreoon ka time....

Islamabad
airport
pr
PIA
ki
Flight no.9
K
plane
Ki
Seat no.52
Pr
Baithay
Passanger
K
sath
Mai
Khari
Air hostes
K
Boyfrnd
K
Ghar
Ke
Bed room
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
K
Sath
Wali
Gali
K
Pehlay
Mor
Par
Mojud
School
Ki
Class
4th
K
Teacher
Table
K
Samne
Wale
Row
Ke
4th
Bench
Ke
Sath
Wale
Bench
Pr
Baithe
Hue
Student
K
Bag
Mai
Pari
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page number 57
Ki
Line number 10
Mai
Likha
Tha
K
dosron ka time waste karna buri baat hai..
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:20th Aug 2008, 1:21am
 

tring tring tring

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:20th Aug 2008, 1:27am
 

Explain the word “Automatically”

Explain the word “Automatically”
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
nahin pata?

OK ok I will explain

agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
“Auto_me_takli”

made4u Group: Members  Joined: 12th Aug, 2008  Topic: 12  Post: 443  Age:   
Posted on:20th Aug 2008, 7:04pm
 

sardar killed his wife

lol@100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.
Sami144 Group: Members  Joined: 10th Jun, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 546  Age:  38  
Posted on:26th Aug 2008, 8:29pm
 

Punjabi main....

MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya

Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

uetian31 Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2008  Topic: 20  Post: 1006  Age:  33  
Posted on:26th Aug 2008, 8:54pm
 

Santa

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
uetian31 Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2008  Topic: 20  Post: 1006  Age:  33  
Posted on:26th Aug 2008, 8:55pm
 

Santa & banta

 Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki des sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
uetian31 Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2008  Topic: 20  Post: 1006  Age:  33  
Posted on:26th Aug 2008, 9:00pm
 

Teacher

 Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
Sami144 Group: Members  Joined: 10th Jun, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 546  Age:  38  
Posted on:26th Aug 2008, 9:08pm
 

santa

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

ash28 Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008  Topic: 7  Post: 347  Age:  29  
Posted on:27th Aug 2008, 5:45am
 

2...

2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.

1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)

ash28 Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008  Topic: 7  Post: 347  Age:  29  
Posted on:27th Aug 2008, 5:47am
 

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Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.

ash28 Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008  Topic: 7  Post: 347  Age:  29  
Posted on:27th Aug 2008, 5:48am
 

window..

Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.

Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.

Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay

ash28 Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008  Topic: 7  Post: 347  Age:  29  
Posted on:27th Aug 2008, 5:49am
 

light

Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,

Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |’!'|

ash28 Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008  Topic: 7  Post: 347  Age:  29  
Posted on:27th Aug 2008, 5:51am
 

.....Cola

Wht Will A “DRINK” Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,

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Socho. .

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Nahi

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Let Me Tell U

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“Khocha Kola”

ash28 Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008  Topic: 7  Post: 347  Age:  29  
Posted on:27th Aug 2008, 5:54am
 

mei or mera Pc

Main aur mera computer

aksar ye batain kartain hain

ki tum online hoti to aisa hota

ki tum online hoti to waisa hota

ki tum online hoti to kaisa hota

ki tum meri kisi bat per kitna hasati

ki main tumhari kisi bat per kitna hasata

ki tum meri kisi bat per kitna gussa hoti

ki tum tumhari kisi bat per kitna gussa hota

ki tum mujhko stupid kahti

ki main tumko stupid kahta

ki tum kabhi mujhko kuch kahti

ki main kabhi tumko kuch kahta

main aur mera computer

aksar ye batain kartain hain…………………………………

ki main ye janata hu ki abhi tum online nahi ho

per phir bhi na jane kyo main tumse batain kiye ja raha hu

mujhe aisa lag raha ki tum yahi ho mere aas pass ho…..

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:28th Aug 2008, 7:17am
 

very nice

hehehehehhehe
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:30th Aug 2008, 4:45am
 

daur-e-zardari

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

 
 
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